100+ Cute Cocktail Captions For Instagram

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The perfect photo from a night out drinking with the girls deserves the perfect caption! If you’re looking for some cute & fun cocktail captions for Instagram, this list is for you. We’ve got puns, 1-liners, and all kinds of cocktail quotes perfect for those Instagram photos & stories!

Whether you’re having a cocktail party, a night out at the club, or an intimate gathering of friends for homemade cocktails, the best cocktail caption for your instagram photos is somewhere on this list!

Let’s get into it!

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Funny Cocktail Captions For Instagram

Cocktails are not the answer. Cocktails are the Question. Yes is the answer.
I have mixed drinks about feelings.
No working during drinking hours.
The best kind of alcohol is…A lot.
Step aside coffee. This is a job for cocktails.
Technically it’s not drinking alone if the bartender is there.
Political party? No. Cocktail party? Yes.
I’m outdoorsy, meaning I like to drink cocktails on patios.
I’m in a good place right now. Not emotionally, I’m just in a bar.

Vodka Instagram Captions

“You say potato, I say vodka.” – Karen Walker
“There’s no absolutes in life, only vodka.” – Mick Jagger
The Vod Squad.
“Trust me, you can dance.” – Vodka.
The two best things about Russia? Vodka and Moscow mules.
A banana has 105 calories, a vodka soda has 64. Choose wisely.
I can’t drink orange juice neat, please pass the vodka.
I tried to say no to vodka, but it’s 40% stronger than me.

Simple Cocktail Captions

Hit me with your best shot.
Call me old-fashioned.
Bottoms up.
Enjoy a taste of heaven.
Shaken, not stirred.
But first, cocktails.
I’m in need of liquid therapy.
Save water, drink cocktails.
No way rosé.
Life is short, order the cocktail.
Cocktails are way cheaper than therapy.
Knock knock, it’s cocktail o’clock.
Hydrate responsibly.
Good times and cocktail limes.
Enjoying life one cocktail at a time.
Snooze, booze, repeat.
All good stories start with cocktails.
Drink responsibly: don’t spill any.
Strong women need strong drinks.
A drink a day keeps reality at bay.
Behind every great night is a great cocktail.
I prefer my espresso in a martini.
A balanced diet is a cocktail in each hand.

Happy Hour Captions

Happy hour views
Happy hour is the best hour.
Darling, every hour is ‘happy hour’ when you are fabulous.
Why limit happy to an hour?
Make happy hour last all day.
Live every hour like it’s happy hour.
Choose happy…hour.
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
Long live happy hour!
Happiest among all the hours.

colorful variety of cocktails set on a railing outside

Cocktail Party Captions

Sip, sip, hooray!
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Friends don’t let friends go thirsty.
Democratic party, republican party, cocktail party.
A party without cocktails is just a meeting.
Political party? No. Cocktail party? Yes.
“Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.” — Oscar Wilde

Best Cocktail Captions For Instagram

Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
Go where the wifi is weak and the rum is strong.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.
Tonight’s forecast? 99% chance of cocktails.
When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!
Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.
Just here for the views and the cocktails.
I enjoy long, romantic walks to the bar.
A cocktail a day keeps the worries away.
You can’t buy happiness. But you can buy yourself a cute cocktail, and that’s basically the same thing.
I’m a better person when I’m drinking piña coladas.
We don’t trust camels or anything that can go a week without a drink.
Thank you from the bottom of my glass.
My doctor said I needed to drink more water, so I added ice to my whiskey.
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.
Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at cocktails.
Today’s good mood is brought to you by cocktails.

brightly colored pink cocktails with leafy green garnishes

Cocktail Puns

You can’t sip with us.
I NEED A HUGe cocktail.
Let the evening be gin.
Watch me sip, watch me lay lay.
Sip happens.
Sobriety is not in my vodka-bulary.
Alcohol you later.
Bad and boozy.
Hit me with your best shot.
Olive martinis so much.
Hakuna ma’ vodka.
Sip me baby, one more time.
Let’s drink about it.

Cocktail Quotes For Instagram

“Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” — Amy Neftzger
“It is true that whiskey improves with age. The old I get, the more I like it.” — Ronnie Corbett
“But why is the rum gone?”
“That’s what I do, I drink and I know things.”
“There cannot be good living where there is no good drinking.” — Benjamin Franklin
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” — Frank Sinatra
“Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.” — Steve Allen
“Cheers to the freakin’ weekend.” — Rihanna
“Work is the curse of the drinking class.” — Oscar Wilde
“If you like piña coladas, and getting caught in the rain…” — Rupert Holmes
“She has a cocktail in her hand and confetti in her hair.” — Kate Spade
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave it up. Reading, that is.” — Henny Youngman
“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” — Ernest Hemingway
“No amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well-made cocktail.” — David Sedaris

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